Bring Me a Duck

I went on a mission to Chinatown, to buy I Heart NY t-shirts for my theme dinner on Friday with the girls. I asked everyone in the office if they wanted anything from Chinatown. They joked about pork buns and such, but Noah, my newest employee, asked me to bring him a duck.

Noah: Can you bring me a duck?

Me: A whole one? Like the kind that hangs in the window?

Noah: Yes! You can just hang it in my cubicle in the morning. 

Sure, Noah, I'll order a whole duck, commute on the subway with it, then have it in my apartment over night, and bring it again on the subway, to the office, and hang it in your cubicle!